It is strange, but true, that evolution has never existed in the deep southern states of America. It exists in the rest of the U.S., just not in the southern states. How can this be?

See, the south is known as God's country. In God's country, science is a bunch of nonsense, and everyone knows that species do not evolve. For all those who think the southerners are wrong, you're missing one glaringly huge detail: it's written in a book, and therefore it is true. Got that?

So in keeping with the undisputed reality that evolution doesn't exist, the state of Georgia is trying to ban the word "evolution" from use within the Georgia public school system.