Check out the results of this dialect survey. They asked ~30,000 people about various pronunciation and word choice questions, then tallied their answers up, and even drew distribution maps based on the results. I copied some of the more amusing ones below. I think I'm going to eat some shpitzel tonight.

111. What do you call the end of a loaf of bread?

1. end (17.29%)
   
2. heel (59.15%)
   
3. crust (15.21%)
   
4. nose (0.17%)
   
5. butt (3.53%)
   
6. shpitzel (0.05%)
   
7. I have no word for this (1.97%)
   
8. other (2.63%)

118. What do you call a drive-through liquor store?

1. brew thru (3.44%)
   
2. party barn (0.71%)
   
3. bootlegger (0.13%)
   
4. beer barn (2.84%)
   
5. beverage barn (0.81%)
   
6. we have these in my area, but we have no special term for them (31.35%)
7. I have never heard of such a thing (48.26%)
   
8. other (12.45%)

120. What do you say when you want to lay claim to the front seat of a car?

1. dibs (20.99%)
2. shotgun (69.04%)
   
3. hosey (0.33%)
   
4. high hosey (0.11%)
   
5. I have no term for this (6.57%)
   
6. other (2.96%)