Holy crap, if this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is. From Madonna reinvents herself as Esther:

"I did spend, you know, at least a decade taking my clothes off and being photographed, saying bad words on TV, and, you know, that sort of thing," she told ABC's Cynthia McFadden. "I don't regret it, but it's just ... I mean everybody takes their clothes off now. And then what? You know? And -- and then what?"

"I wanted to attach myself to another name ... I wanted to attach myself to the energy of a different name."

"And one more thing, I am totally losing my mind."

Ok, she didn't make that last comment, but dammit wouldn't it have been funny if she had?