Aug 2005: all entries
   Donnie Brasco
   Holy crap, Pat Robertson is an idiot
   The halfway mark
   Definition: Kaan
   Maps to Austin trails
   George Bush's latest speech
   Relations between U.S. and Venezuela worsening
   Google Talk
   Product Recall: ZoloWear infant slings
   Did Lance Armstrong use EPO in 1999?
   LifeStraw
   Lab-grown meat
   Should Bush meet with Cindy Sheehan?
   Zotob worm going crazy
   Ikea coming to Central Texas
   failure
   Crazy dog
   iTunes store huge success in japan
   Product Recall: American Classic hubs
   Google cycling clothes
   FSA K-Force crankset
   Nigerian scam from George Walker Bush
   Cocaine showing up in Italian river
   Top 10 dot-com flops
   The Matrix: cat and dog
   umm.. Christian video games...
   Bush's approval ratings
   Cats don't like sugar

Donnie Brasco
more from movies
Aug 27, 05

I finally saw Donnie Brasco for the first time, and really liked it. And since the movie is based on real people and real events, I spent some time reading a few things about the real life Joseph Pistone (aka, "Donnie Brasco"). Among the coolest things out there are three interviews with Pistone where he talks about the mafia and lots of other stuff.

All of these interviews are available online as streaming audio (here, here, and here). But I'm not into the streaming audio thing, I'd rather have a copy I can put on my iPod and listen while driving around somewhere. So I made an mp3 version of the first two interviews (the third interview is already non-streaming), and I'm posting all three interviews here in case anyone else is interested.

As quoted in this BBC article, Pat Robertson just told viewers of his influential TV show, the 700 Club, "I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he [Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela] thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."

Newsflash to Mr. Robertson: If you are trying to convince everyone that you did not call for the assassination of the President of Venezuela, as you clearly seemed to be doing in the press this week, you might consider refraining from making comments like, "we really ought to go ahead and do it". You are making yourself look like an idiot, along with the rest of the United States citizens. I wonder, would this country, and indeed the entire world, be a better place if somebody assassinated you instead of Chavez?

The halfway mark
more from blah
Aug 26, 05

This week brings us up to 21 weeks, so we're just past being "half finished". Time is starting to pass a little faster, I think because it's becoming more and more real. Just had the latest checkup and everything's going fine. According to the charts, it weighs about 12 ounces now. We're probably not going to do any more ultrasounds, so... no new pictures. If you're curious, you'll just have to join us in waiting for it come out of the womb.

Definition: Kaan
more from blah
Aug 25, 05

Interesting, there's an entry in Wikipedia for my first name. Among other things, "Kaan" can refer to a day in the Mayan calendar.

Maps to Austin trails
more from cycling
Aug 24, 05

I built this a few months ago when Google released their maps api, then I totally forgot about it. I'd like to have added more info to it, but it's a starting point for quickly finding mountain bike trails in the Austin area.

Mountain bike trails in Austin, Texas

George Bush's latest speech
more from news
Aug 24, 05

The leader of the free world, George W. Bush, gave a speech today. He said some stuff, and probably talked about a bunch of different things.

I think I read somewhere that he said, "I apologize that I am still unable to correctly pronounce the word 'nuclear'."

Did I listen to his speech? No.
Did I read about it? Nope.
Am I gonna? No way.

Things are heating up between the United States and Venezuela. Hugo Chavez threatened to stop exporting Venezuelan oil to the U.S. (Venezuela is the 5th largest oil producer in the world, exporting 1.3 million barrels per day to the U.S. alone). Meanwhile, Venezuela is building a large-scale satellite tevelision channel that will present Latin America as it really is, not the way that CNN and other biased U.S.-based news agencies choose to portray it, so the people of Latin America will start to see the reality of Latin America, not a sugary, watered-down version from U.S. media. And the US State Department is all bent out of shape because religious fanatic Pat Robertson broadcast that the United States should assassinate Chavez. Right or wrong, folks in Venezuelan are obviously unhappy about this, and the State Department is scurrying to condemn Robertson for being an outspoken idiot. Robertson's actual words were, "We don't need another $200bn war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." I'm not saying Chavez is a great guy or anything (apparently he's not), but there are certain things a high-profile radio broadcaster should avoid talking about, and one of them is discussing which world leaders the US military should assassinate.

And now that everyone is paying attention, Pat Robertson has come forward to say, "I didn't say 'assassination', I said our special forces could take him out. Take him out could be a number of things including kidnapping. There are a number of ways of taking out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted." So did he really mean we should send special forces down to Venezuela to kidnap Chavez? Or did he actually mean we should devise a scheme to assassinate the leader? Personally, I think it's nothing short of expected that Robertson would tell everyone he did not mean assassination, especially since it's a crime in the United States to assassinate the leader of any other country.

Google Talk
more from info
Aug 23, 05

Sweet, all of the speculation about Google unveiling their own chat service appears to be true - I'm signed onto Google Talk right now. It's basically a Jabber server, and you can sign in with your Gmail account info.

If you've got a Gmail account already and a Jabber client (Adium, Fire, Trillian, etc.), here's the connection info you'll need:

Server: talk.google.com
Port: 5222
Username: (like: "foo@gmail.com")
Password:

More details here: smash's world.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 23, 2005
Release #05-250
Firm's Recall Hotline: (888) 285-0044
CPSC Recall Hotline: (800) 638-2772
CPSC Media Contact: (301) 504-7908

CPSC, ZoloWear Announce Recall of Infant Carriers/Slings

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed. Name of Product: ZoloWear Infant Carriers/Slings

Units: About 177

Manufacturer: ZoloWear Inc., of Austin, Texas

Hazard: The stitching that attaches the webbing to the carrier/sling can break, posing a fall hazard to young children.

Incidents/Injuries: ZoloWear has received one report of the webbing coming apart from the sling, but the baby was not in the sling at the time. The company has not received any reports of falls or injuries.

Description: The recalled slings are made of 100-percent cotton fabric or 97 percent cotton/ 3 percent Lycra with two pieces of webbing holding the rings to the fabric. Solid natural color and five prints (Splash, Pink and Black Stripe, Pink and Brown Stripe, Pink Punch and The Hamptons) make up the lots included in the recall. A large white label sewn on the pocket of the slings reads "Zolo." ZoloWear slings should have three rows of stitching securing the webbing and fabric together. Some of the slings in these lots have short webbing, so only one row of stitching holds the webbing in place.

Sold at: The ZoloWear.com Web site, individual distributors, and five children's boutiques in California, Hawaii and Texas sold these slings from May 2005 through August 2005 for between $70 and $90.

Manufactured in: U.S.

Remedy: Consumers should stop using these carriers/slings immediately and call ZoloWear for instructions on having the carriers/slings repaired.

Consumer Contact: For additional information, contact ZoloWear, Inc. at (888) 285-0044 between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. CT Monday through Friday, or e-mail the firm at recall@zolowear.com, or go to the firm's Web site at http://www.zolowear.com/recall

To view this recall online, please visit our website at: https://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml05/05250.html

News post taken from cyclingnews:

Although he has now retired from cycling, accusations of doping continue to pursue seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong. According to French newspaper L'Equipe, proof was produced today that Armstrong used the banned substance EPO to achieve his first victory in the race in 1999. Armstrong has already denied the claims, saying, "I will simply restate what I have said many times: I have never taken performance enhancing drugs."

The allegations came about when L'Equipe journalists compared the urinary sample numbers of the 1999 anti-doping controls with the - unnamed - results of extensive retrospective testing by French Laboratoire national de dépistage du dopage de Châtenay-Malabry (LNDD), which were communicated to the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) today. The journalists identified Lance Armstrong's samples by finding the sample numbers on the 1999 doping control reports, which are available at various institutions at the French cycling federation as well as the International Cycling Union (UCI). The collaboration between the French Ministry of Sports and WADA was aimed at validating the EPO testing method, which has recently come under fire for false positives.

One part of the research involved proofing the EPO test against a sample group which had possibly used EPO without needing to 'hide' it, bearing in mind that the test was first used at the Olympics in Sydney, Australia in 2000, and validated by the UCI in spring 2001. The retrospective testing was carried out since December 2004 on the entirety of the Tour de France 1999 B samples, and determined twelve positive samples - six of which belonged to Lance Armstrong. Those six were taken from the rider after the 1999 Tour prologue, which he won, as well as after stages 1 (Montaigu - Challans), 9 (Le Grand Bornand - Sestrières, where he beat Alex Zülle by 31 seconds), 10 (Sestrières-L'Alpe d'Huez), 12 (Saint-Galmier - Saint Flour) and 14 (Casters - Saint Gaudens).

The testing of the LNDD involved three parameters: (A) visual interpretation, (B) percentage of isoforms (indicating EPO use when present in values greater than 80 percent, with a margin of 5 percent) and (C) mathematical modelling. Only the samples positive in each of the three parameters were interpreted as positive, with a number of other samples found inconclusive. The urine samples had been frozen at -20° Celsius, making them resistant to molecular transformations which could lead to false positive testing, according to Prof. Michel Audran, member of Science and Industry Against Blood Doping (SIAB), quoted in the paper.

WADA is now evaluating the possible consequences for the American Tour de France champion. But because of the investigative nature of the testing, UCI sanctioning is not expected. "The investigations had an experimental character," LNDD scientific Jacques De Ceaurriz told ANP. "Since there is no possibility of a counter-evaluation, a rider can not be sanctioned on the basis of our findings." The entirety of the A samples had been used in 1999, and the latest LNDD examinations involved using the B samples. Nevertheless, according to L'Equipe, the leftover quantities of the B samples would still be sufficient to realize another test, if this is deemed necessary by WADA. The identity of the six other positive samples has not yet been revealed.

LifeStraw
more from articles
Aug 17, 05

This is cool, it's called LifeStraw. It's basically a small tube that people in third world countries can use to drink from any water source. It's still a prototype, but seems like a super good idea that has the potential to save literally millions of lives around the world.

More information here.

Lab-grown meat
more from articles
Aug 17, 05

Scientists at the University of Maryland think that large quantities of artificial meat could be produced to supply the world with animal-free meat products, like chickenless nuggets. This is based on experiments for NASA, that created small amounts of muscle fibre cultured from single cells. According to the researchers, larger quantities could be grown in thin sheets and then stacked up to create thickness. Of course, they need to figure out a way to exercise it to make it taste like regular meat.

This has been in the news several times over the past few years as different groups make progress toward growing muscle tissue in a science lab. It would be good to grow meat without the time and expense of raising real animals, but for every supporter of lab-grown science meat, I can find someone else who would never be comfortable eating a science project. Ultimately though, I think most people in the U.S. are fairly indiscriminate about the food they eat, so I tend to think most people wouldn't care.

But the meat industry - and more specifically, cattle - produce almost all of the leather that makes its way onto shoes, jackets, couches, wallets, purses, belts, etc. If hoof-grown meat is replaced by lab-grown meat, that will have serious consequences for several other industries (unless, of course, they figure out how to make lab-grown leather).

Full article here: Artificial Meat Could Be Grown on a Large Scale.

If you think Bush should meet with Cindy Sheehan, you can cast your vote by adding your name to an online petition. If you're not in favor of their meeting, obviously you'll want to avoid the above petition. (Perhaps somebody will create an anti-Sheehan petition asking for Bush to not meet with her?)

Anyway, at the time of this posting there were 18,579 signatures on the petition. I wonder how many it would take to have an impact.

Zotob worm going crazy
more from news
Aug 16, 05

Copied directly from slashdot:

The Zotob MS05-039 worm mentioned on Slashdot last Sunday may be the most recent virus that has gone global, hitting Windows 2000 desktops at CNN, ABC, the New York Times, and many others. The virus is spreading around the world rapidly as compromised systems become bots and propagate the worm, with reported outbreaks in Germany and China. InformationWeek has a decent article titled Zotob Proves Patching "Window" Non-Existent. Microsoft calls it a "low impact" threat and tells you What you should know about Zotob. Symantec has W32.Zotob.D removal instructions. Trend Micro thinks that this is a new, different worm altogether and says it is one of the fastest-spreading infections in history.
Ikea coming to Central Texas
more from news
Aug 16, 05

Soon, Round Rock (and thus Austin, along with the rest of central Texas) will have their own IKEA.

A 20+ acre site in Round Rock at I-35 and Chandler Road will be the location of a new IKEA store that's set to open in 2007. The IKEA company said it will occupy a 252,000 sq. ft. building and employ 250-300 people. Construction starts in 2006 with a targeted opening date in the spring of 2007.

More details here: IKEA to open Round Rock store in '07

failure
more from fun
Aug 15, 05

What do you get if you google the single word "failure"? With over 77 million search results, be sure you take note of the top search result...

Crazy dog
more from fun
Aug 8, 05

I don't what kind of messed up experiences this dog must have had to get like this, but what's done is done, and we may as well enjoy it.

Download the video

Apple Japan has sold more than a million songs to Japanese consumers through iTunes Music Store since last Thursday. According to Steve Jobs, "iTunes has sold twice as many songs in just four days as all the other online music services in Japan sell in one month. iTunes has become Japan's number one online music store in just four days." Slightly more details available here: iTunes Japan shifts 1m songs in four days

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
Office of Information and Public Affairs Washington, DC 20207
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 8, 2005 Release #05-239
American Classic's Recall Hotline: (800) 345-8356
CPSC Recall Hotline: (800) 638-2772

CPSC, American Classic Announce Recall of Bicycle Wheels

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firms named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.

Name of Product: American Classic road and mountain bike wheels

Units: About 2,850

Importer: American Classic, of Tampa, Fla.

Hazard: The hub in the bicycle's rear wheel can fail to engage properly, causing no resistance when pedaling. The bicycle rider could lose balance, fall and suffer injuries.

Incidents/Injuries: No injuries reported.

Description: The recall includes all American Classic aftermarket rear wheels and hubs, as well as the following 2005 bike models which use American Classic rear wheels or hubs: Fuji Team Super Lite (Team SL); Orbea Aletta, Onix, Lobular 50, Dama Race, Mitis and Mitis Dama models; Felt F55 and F2C; Fetish Cycles Road and Mountain Bikes; Argon 18; and Motobecane LeChampion SL. The recalled models were made at the start of January 2005 and the outside of the rear hub shell has a serial number that starts with the letter "S." The serial number is printed on the center of the hub shell opposite to the American Classic logo. Front wheels and front hubs are not included in this recall. Sold at: Bicycle specialty stores nationwide from January 2005 through June 2005 for about $240 (per rear hub).

Manufactured in: Taiwan

Remedy: Consumers should stop using the bike wheels with the recalled hubs and contact your local bicycle retailer to receive a free inspection. If you have a recalled wheel, the dealer will provide a free repair.

Consumer Contact: For additional information, contact American Classic at (800) 345-8356 or log on to the firm's Web site at www.amclassic.com

To see this press release on CPSC's web site, including a picture of the recalled product, please go to http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml05/05239.html

Google cycling clothes
more from cycling
Aug 8, 05

Click to enlarge

Nerdy cyclists, pay attention: you can order a matching jersey, bib shorts and arm warmers, all covered with the Google logo. And they're made by Hincapie Sportswear, so it's good quality stuff (not a cheapy brand that will fall apart).

FSA K-Force crankset
more from cycling
Aug 7, 05

Cyclingnews wrote this review of FSA's K-Force carbon crankset with Mega-Exo bottom bracket. A cool $500 buys you 740g of carbon cranked goodness, and they look pretty sweet too. They gave it a 4.5/5 rating.

Somebody posted this on a forum I frequent, written in the style of a Nigerian 411 scam, claiming to be from George Bush. I found it pretty amusing.

URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 FAX: 202.456.2461

DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

Continue reading "Nigerian scam from George Walker Bush"

Scientists in Italy first discovered that humans produce a unique by-product as a result of cocaine usage. Next, they found that unique chemical in river water, benzoylecgonine, and doing the math they figured out that there was enough of it to suggest 40,000 snorts of coke each day in one particular area of Italy.

Wired article here: Rivers of Coke. BBC news wrote this: Italian river 'full of cocaine'.

Scientists have found large quantities of a cocaine by-product in a river in northern Italy - suggesting consumption is much higher than previously thought. The River Po was found to be carrying the equivalent of nearly 4kg (8.8lb) of cocaine daily. The Po Valley is home to about five million people. The study estimated daily consumption to be about 27 doses (100mg or 0.004oz each) per 1,000 young adults. The study was published by the web journal Environmental Health. The chemical tested - benzoylecgonine (BE) - had arrived via the sewage system from the urine of drug users. A by-product of cocaine metabolism, it cannot be produced by other means. The estimated daily consumption "greatly exceeds official national figures," the report says.

...read the rest of the BBC article here...

Top 10 dot-com flops
more from articles
Aug 6, 05

CNet posted their top 10 dot-com flops, but missing from the list: Agillion, my ex-dot-com. How could they include Kibu.com at number 9, which supposedly raised a mere $22 million (and didn't even spend it all!), but pass on including Agillion? We raised (and completely squandered) way more than $22 million, and had almost no customers at all. In the end, Agillion left an empty bank account and something like $20 million in debt.

I hope the Agillion marketing clowns stole some of the cash, seriously, because if they really blew $40+ million on marketing alone, then that's just a sad, sad reflection on their ability to market anything.

  1. Webvan
  2. Pets.com
  3. Kozmo.com
  4. Flooz.com
  5. eToys.com
  6. Boo.com
  7. MVP.com
  8. Go.com
  9. Kibu.com
  10. GovWorks.com
The Matrix: cat and dog
more from fun
Aug 6, 05

Click to enlarge

I don't know where this came from or who made it, but it's damn funny (and no, I don't think it's real; here's why).

This is totally dumb, on so many levels. Are Christians really concerned about morality and the impact on morality from video games? Um, isn't it also important that a damn good number of the bible-thumping Christians are out running around lying, cheating, adultering, divorcing, ruining families, etc. My first thought is, "why is everyone so quick to blame video games?", but then I stop myself because the answer is kinda obvious: those people are unwilling to accept the responsibility of being good parents to their children, so instead they shift blame onto anything within reach. And the poor kids... I feel bad for the sad lot who will be subjected to morality-based Christian video games... man that's gonna suck.

I wonder if the new Christian games will showcase holy wars where you get to slaughter thousands of innocent foreigners because they look different, have different opinions or beliefs from your video game character. That would certainly be in line with Christian history. Oh shit! They can't do that, because then it would be just like all of the other hugely popular violent video games where you get to kill people, and they're trying so hard not to be like them. Oh well.

Christians Code Heavenly Games.

Bush's approval ratings
more from news
Aug 2, 05

Click to enlarge

Just before September 11, 2001, Bush's approval ratings (compiled from 15 different polling organizations, including Gallup, Time, ABC, CBS, etc..) were in the 50-60% range. Then September 11 hit and suddenly everybody loved Bush! His approval rating jumped to the 80-90% range. But since then, his approval ratings have steadily dropped down into the 40s - lower than his pre-9/11 ratings.

So the poll data shows that the U.S. population likes Bush less and less as time goes on, and there's no sign of that changing.

I wonder if he knows how to pronounce "nu-cle-ar" yet.

Cats don't like sugar
more from articles
Aug 2, 05

Cats don't like sweet foods because they can't taste them. Sweet taste is meaningless to them. Who knew? Why cats don't go for sweet foods